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//store the quotations in arrays
quotes = new Array(17);
authors = new Array(17);
quotes[0] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[0] = "Man who stand on toilet high on pot.";
quotes[1] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[1] = "Man who run behind car get exhausted.";
quotes[2] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[2] = "Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.";
quotes[3] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[3] = "Wife who put man in doghouse soon find him in cat house.";
quotes[4] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[4] = "Man who run in front of car get tired.";
quotes[5] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[5] = "War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.";
quotes[6] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[6] = "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.";
quotes[7] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[7] = "Man who drive like hell bound to get there.";
quotes[8] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[8] = "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.";
quotes[9] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[9] = "Man who sleep on road wake up with run down feeling.";
quotes[10] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[10] = "Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.";
quotes[11] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[11] = "Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.";
quotes[12] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[12] = "Man who have last laugh, not get joke.";
quotes[13] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[13] = "Man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self";
quotes[14] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[14] = "Man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose.";
quotes[15] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[15] = "Woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink.";
quotes[16] = "Confucius Say...";
authors[16] = "Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time ";

//calculate a random index
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

//display the quotation
document.write("<center><i><font face=verdana size=2 color=#FFFFFF><b>");
document.write("" + quotes[index] + "\n");
document.write("<br></i>");
document.write("~ " + authors[index] + "\n");
document.write("</font></b></center>");

//done
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